What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Can women learn to squirt?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

Me : No

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Because it's month of August.

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Sure.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

Me : I don't drink

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Which movies have the best endings?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

He : Tea ?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.